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>Andrew: I don’t think I can put any more data into this database. No more for me.

>Kevin: You’ve got to persevere, Andrew. Persevere.

>Andrew: Don’t talk to me about perseverence. Do you know who I am? I’m the inspiration for Lance Armstrong. Who are you?

>Kevin: …

>Chris (in the distance): AND STOP TWEAKING THINGS ON THE LIVE SERVER! IF THE SITE BREAKS ONE MORE TIME, SOMEONE IS GETTING CASTRATED. WE HAVE A DEVELOPMENT SERVER FOR A REASON.

>Ryan: Excellent, I told you.

>Kevin: People need to stop yelling at me right now. I have a threshold—a threshold before going berserker and you don’t want to see Berserker Kevin. He’s scary.

>Chris (still in the distance) : Is Beserker Kevin better than Amateur Web Developer Kevin? Because we could use a decent web developer right now.

>Ryan: Ha!

>Kevin: That’s not cool.